Jorie

A bed wetter or someone who engages in the wetting of beds as a result of drinking too much, sleeping, or being medicore in said bed.

"Look at the puddle...dude she totally joried your bed."

by James F. Hopkins September 24, 2005

jose

(verb) to relinquish a vehicle to an illegal immigrant operated car wash

"I gotta go jose that customer's car."
"I josed that shit."

by vandalwithoutacause March 10, 2008

jose fernandez

the most mexican kid you will ever meet

Hey jose fernandez mow my lawn

GIT ER DONE

by giterdone111 October 6, 2016

José

An annoying little b*tch who won't stop dancing and singing in Spanish.

Geez, he's acting like a José today!

by the_english_teacher April 27, 2017

Jose

A fucking fatass and a dick

Jose you suck dick

by Pubgmanager September 10, 2018

Jose

When you have a small dick

That dude i used to date was definitely a Jose, he had a pencil dick

by Exposersince1902 September 2, 2019

Jose

When you have ascended the title of "Bitch" and continue to constantly lie and ruin peoples lives. Also a skinny nigga that has a pencil blobbed penis.

My ex girlfriend isn't even being a Karen anymore... she literally became a Jose.

by PoeTayToe September 2, 2019