60 game season

Doesn't Count

The Dodgers didn't win the 2020 World series because it was a 60 game season.

by mlb2021 October 3, 2021

seasonal bitch

the one that gets used only when it’s convenient for the other person or when they need something

“he just wants me to do stuff for him when he wants something”
“he thinks you’re his seasonal bitch”

by ali_thun October 28, 2021

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast

hahah blue text i am the funni

- stella 🥱

missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast
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by okstella July 30, 2021

Jefe's Seasoning

The best goddam business and seasoning on the planet.

I love Jefe's Seasoning

by Jefeisthebest#1726 February 20, 2022

Murking Season

The act of getting on Call of Duty game and getting a large amount of kills in each game

"Naw Squasho, I said Murking Season, not that bullshit BigSlick be doing when he goes 5-16"

by Greazy954 February 24, 2022

Sad boy season

The period over Christmas and new year when all the random boys from your past reach out to you. They’re still single and their loneliness is at its peak.

Example text “ Maybe I thought I'd say hi after many years. Xo”
“Hey it’s been way too long between messaging but how have you been?”

Have you been getting lots of randoms texts lately? Yeah it’s sad boy season.

by notyoursweetheart March 1, 2022

depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

by little gay kid March 6, 2022