Fuck if I know

When you have no idea what someone is asking you you should reply with this

girl: what time do you get off work?
guy: Fuck if I know

by OG March 31, 2004

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

if its a chain its free reign

Basically it means steal or "borrow" anything you want.

Zach: Hey man you know what they say.
Layla: If its a chain its free reign.
(Meaning that Zach and Layla were going to steal from the store)

by Waitingtolive July 24, 2020

fucked if i know

not caring, not know answer to.

"Hey, dickhead, what the fuck did you do that for?"

"Fucked if I know, get a dog up ya"

by Snowy85 March 9, 2009

fuck if i know

if you dont know what someone is talking about then this comes in handy.

hey whats the answer to this problem

fuck if i know

by mike October 7, 2003

if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college

From Lewis Black, it's the kind of saying that has no conceivable logical explanation and can cause your head to explode if you think about it for any significant amount of time.

"Right, New Jersey is a great place to live. And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

by You're with me, leather April 14, 2007