hawna

A man who has taught at Bergen Catholic for 25 years after he graduated from the school. "I took the 2 forms of the PSAT for FUN!" this pretty much sums it all up.

Yer talking to a guy who just read a book on punction!

by Merger February 4, 2005

hawthorne hights

A very serious typo error created by "emo slayer." He seems so intelligent when he states his own definition for Hawthorne Heights but when you actually see the word, it makes you want to kill him.

Emo slayer, Hawthorne Hights is not a band. At all.

by Tedu53 February 11, 2009

hawwow

A cute way of saying hello, inspired by sounds that babies make.

"Hawwow pikachu! I wuv you!"

by imyjimmy December 27, 2009

Hawk Blawked

(Noun/Verb) (Hock - Blocked): The event in which one is prevented from having sex by the unexpected and generally violent arrival of a hawk or other large predatory avian creature.

Bro, I was totally Hawk Blawked last night

by Prof. Vilhelm Veinturnsteist January 25, 2011

hawaiian horse tail

a sexual fetish in which someone inserts the handle of a whip in their anus, and deep throats a long cylindrical slab of pineapple. At this point, the "horse" attempts to inflict pleasurable pain upon their partner or partners while wildly thrashing around.

Co-worker: what happened last weekend, your face looks like a mess?
Me: my wife is surprisingly nimble in performing the hawaiian horse tail.

by JDMLOWLIFE October 10, 2018

Hawre

When the office hoe gives you a daily BJ in the toilet

Bro, I’m so relaxed just had a “Hawre” in the toilet

by P.M.W October 26, 2019

Hawkssexual

Being attracted to Keigo Takami or 'Hawks' from My Hero Academia.

"Hey, do you have a boyfriend? I was wondering if I could get your number?"

"Oh, sorry I'm actually Hawkssexual."

by shookyhatesmilk November 2, 2020