foam hammer

Another way of calling someone a tool, however as a tool is a useful item this could be construed as a compliment. A foam hammer on the other hand is a tool that would be completely useless.

That guys is a foam hammer, he can't even drive a car!

by squidy_squid December 7, 2006

hit the frog with a hammer

1.) getting the problem at hand over with
2.) making a cheese sandwich

1.) The problem is mounting, so we mind as well hit the frog with a hammer.
2.) I am really hungry, so I will go hit the frog with the hammer.

by Ted Blombaum January 8, 2005

Pump with an underground hammer

getting a handjob while the chick jams her thumb in and out of your ass.

So im getting a handjob from this ten dollar whore and the next thing you know im getting a pump with an underground hammer .

by Dick Fitzwell Esq September 1, 2009

big black hammer

a huge black dick

martha didnt like choking on the big black hammer

by nightraven May 29, 2014

Toledo Hammer Drop

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it

Dude, my jobs is a complete Toledo hammer drop.

by Moosushi July 15, 2010

jack-hammer style

A position wherein the woman is standing on her head and the man is standing above her thrusting downward while having sex.

OMG! YES BABY!! GIVE IT TO ME JACK-HAMMER STYLE!!!

by JULI ROXXX June 22, 2019

Bathroom Ban Hammer

The act of taking a poop in a bathroom urinal and getting rejected for future use of a bathroom. Also can be treated as an item depending on the shape of the dookie.

There was only one stall in the bathroom, but the urinal was open so I had to drop a mud monkey in that instead. Unfortunately I got the bathroom ban hammer.

by Ithinktoomuch2think May 7, 2019