Gooner

A reference to the previously twitch now kick streamer crackyreads, in reference to the egirl brei_elle and a quote she said

It’s that damn Jewish gooner incest magic, it’s the reptilians taking my energy in my dreams

by Breisimp69 May 20, 2023

Wham! and the dirt is gone!

(Usually followed up with a slap to the face on the Wham!)

A politicly correct way of mimicing the Cilit Bang adverts, without offending any Suicide Bombers trevelling on the tube with you.

or

A phase used when happy slapping George Michael.

Hi I'm Barry Scott,Wham! and the dirt is gone!

Eisel:Oi, isn't that George Michael comotosed over there?
Chris:Yeah
Eisel:Get ur phone ready
Hey george, Wham! and the dirt is gone!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

goober

A republican who is clueless of the facts but repeats Republican’s party rhetoric verbatim

The Goober keeps on repeating what he hears on TV

by JonesBobby June 22, 2016

Gooned

Being high off of ketamine.

I'm so gooned right now! Lets sniff another gooner!

by OSSCVI January 15, 2010

Gooner

The name of someone who bullies those around themselves, yet has delusions of themselves being pleasent, or almost angelic like.

Also, can be described as someone with a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

Do not be a Gooner to me.....

by Ann Onamys January 1, 2007

goober

Originating in Scotland, it was first coined as by relation of describing a member of the Church clan.

"She's quite the goober."

by Jason Lamb February 2, 2008

Goofy Goober

When you and your sexual partner put each other’s mucus on the males dick and the girls sucks all of it off.

Mark:” Yeah bro, me and Melissa tried the goofy goober last night. That shit was hot!” Jimbo: “Oh yeah? How’s that done?” Mark:”so basically the girl puts her mucus on your dick and then the guy puts all of his in the girls hand and rubs it all over the guys dick”

*call ends*

by YuvgDaggerDick August 14, 2018