Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.

Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.

by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022

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Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer

A gangster gnome. I mean you DO NOT wanna mess with this gnome. He's a badass who would demolish ur jaw, steal your wife, and drive away in his Corvette. He wears leather jackets and has tattoos all over his body. Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer does not take any shit from anyone.

(Pardon any errors i was high while writing this)

"Wow did you see Jimothy? He's a real Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer!"
"For real. He's a badass."

by Dingleshmorf Goofenhimer December 4, 2022

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move goofy

When someone is acting suspect for no reason and tries to act like they ain’t

“Adrian came over and started to move goofy. I had to tell him my auntie was coming over so he’d leave”

by rxk nephew December 22, 2022

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Loosey Goosey

A girl with a hole that is so big two ginormous cocks can fit in.

Mike: “Hey I’m trying to hookup with Ashley, do you know her.”
Kyle: “Man It’s better to have another guy if you want to hookup with her, she’s a loosey goosey.”

by Bigballz4dayz January 5, 2023

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