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Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release. Lil Vending Machine, stated "I'm hungry" while at a Target and talking to a Pikachu plushie while high in the electronics section. The displacement of the release of the undesired album made McChicken Jr. mother, Donald, quite sad because it offputs her sons moving out date once again. She said in an interview with a plastic 5 below microphone, "Why won't he leave me alone" and instantaneously started sobbing on my new shoes.
by Agobafule December 3, 2024
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Goblin

Guys that Kalen kid is such a fucking goblin
by 0Azazael0 January 24, 2019
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Loot goblin

Anyone with the last name of BIRCH
Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
by Mememaster3001 December 24, 2018
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Crotch Goblin

A tiny goblin who lives in your underwear while you are sleeping. Usually picks and eats the dick cheese from a foreskin. Also wakes up at 3am to eat custard.
The crotch goblin has been has been sleeping peacefully in its owner’s underwear.
by Lebo Luke January 3, 2021
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Green Goblin

Similar to a black nasty, green goblins are any fitted hats or snap backs with a green brim under. Usually seen in snap backs. Green and black brims are considered bummy as fuck.
Gordon - Yo bro this fitted is nice as fuck. You finna cop?

Rick - I Nah bro thas a green goblin my guy.

Gordon - Respect
by G6Saitin December 3, 2021
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Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible
by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020
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sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm
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