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Glass Condom

A glass condom is a condom filled up with big pieces of glass that is then swung around and thrown on the ground in order to shatter all the glass into smaller fragments.

The condom is then used on the male penis to create a new sort of pain mixed with pleasure during sexual intercourse.
1. Me and my boyfriend tried this new trick last night called “glass condom”, it was very bloody
2. Did you see Gab last night? His penis was bleeding everywhere cause his girl used a glass condom on him
3. If you dont shut up I’m gonna use a glass condom on you!!
by GlassCondominator October 15, 2019
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glasses

glasses are a thing you put on your face to help blind people see.
steve: i have glasses
joshie: no u don't
steve: yes i do
josh: ok
james: hi sisters
steve: girl we talking about glasses
james: i think that this shade would go good with your glasses
steve: shut up
josh: ok
by dylanlovescookies August 10, 2019
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Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.
I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke
by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018
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eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses
Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney
by Mikev646 March 24, 2017
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glass cosby

The painful act of trying to snap a red hot 1000° glowing rod in half with your bare hands.
My friend tried a glass Cosby. I thought he would catch on fire but only his hands were burnt.
by Tropical Glyph April 16, 2017
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glass plate

A normal plate made from porcelain or glass. The southeastern Ohio valley believes that porcelain and glass are synonymous determining plate. Not paper. Not styrofoam. Not plastic. Most often not even glass. In most cases refers exclusively to porcelain.
Hey, WeeDunn grab me a glass plate for the burgers.
by Norris2930 May 12, 2017
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W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t
Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES
by This Username is mine September 5, 2017
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