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Girlfriend

A creature who has multiple powers, but never seems to appear. If you are reading this then you have not spotted one yet, be warned all your chances at low.
John: I have a girlfriend!
Rick: How did you capture such a mysterious and non-existent creature?
by Stickbunny September 30, 2019
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josephs girlfriend

josephs girlfriend is cool 👌🏼Like super kewl
by CamisCool October 11, 2019
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national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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Girlfriend Game

an slow pace game someone who just picked up the game can start playing immediately.

a game that you can invite your girlfriend to play without worrying about her being bad at it or complaining about it.

eg. starbound, stardew valley
dude 1 : what do you think about starbound
dude 2 : it's such a girlfriend game
by bobobo bobo bobo August 12, 2019
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Perfect Girlfriend

The name is Addy. a kind, insanely beautiful, funny, great personality, fun, and freaky.
by Mysterious boi August 12, 2019
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homecoming girlfriend

a pretty girl that a boy continuously flirts with just to have a date to homecoming and usually dumps her after the dance and moves on to someone close to the girl. example:close friends/best friends
Sadie: Aaron just dumped Kerri after homecoming and now Aaron is talking to me.
Alicia: That sucks for Kerri, She actually thought she would become Aaron's girlfriend ,she was just Aaron's Homecoming girlfriend
by mpk120100 May 9, 2017
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happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017
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