honorary girlfriend

Akalicious with severe stalker issues. Beware they don;t get the noncommittal part

Tis chick just don't get it. She is a perfect honorary girlfriend candidate

by Hooksemup PImp March 17, 2008

new girlfriend diet

When a new girlfriend cooks so well that you can't stop eating her food, thus gaining weight.

Man1: have you gained weight?
Man 2 : yeah, I'm going through a new girlfriend diet.

by luisfemart April 3, 2011

Irish girlfriend

A dirty little secret.

True statement. I used that for my Irish girlfriend a few years back

by Pantsandshirts January 5, 2017

Summer Girlfriend

A girl that you personally consider attractive but you know on the inside that she is much to ugly to be seen with. This is why you date her during the summer so you will not be seen with her by your close school/work friends. This can also be used while talking about a boy.

Although Rachel had a nice figure, her face was quite ugly and she was considered undateable because of it. Jimaquanithin still found her attractive but knew he would be ruined if he was seen with her and he considered Rachel a Summer Girlfriend.

by theboiwiththesoundcloud May 20, 2018

Perfect Girlfriend

Lexi Milove: The nices and sweetest girl anyone could ever meet. She is a tall, pretty, smart, funny, kind-hearted, genuine girl who is very loving. She also is dating a boy who is way out of her league and no one knows why.

Lexi Milove is the Perfect Girlfriend

by Jakob Schneider <3 October 4, 2019

The Girlfriend Experiment

A real experiment made by the Legendary Science Teacher Mr. Simon Lo, it speaks of Lo dating two girls. He could not decide on who to make his wife, so he took the two girls to the same theatre to watch the same movie and then went to the same restaurant and ate the same stuff, just on different days. Legend has it that he observed the reactions of the two girls and chose the one who was happier as wife. This he says to all F1 students he teaches to speak of the importance of "fair tests".

Student A: have you heard of The Girlfriend Experiment
Student B: no matter what, whoever did this must be dumb
S. Lo: (slams book on table)
everyone: oh no

And THAT'S why you shouldn't speak of this.

by π=3.14159265358979323846 September 27, 2021

Daniel's Girlfriend

The hottest shit on the planet.

Here comes Daniel's Girlfriend, ya'll better put on your sunglasses or that ass will burn your eyes out it's so hot.

by vklwrbfiyhryigfwRKUG February 14, 2017