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Mall Grab

The Mall Grab.

Like many things in life, you are told not to do and sometimes it is for the best. We should continue to value the legacy of skating and carry on with the joke. The history behind the Mall Grab is simply a great amount of “poser” skaters who have no intent on getting on the board and shredding. Any real skater knows that he will mall grab by accident every now and again.

The mall rat scene at that point was ridiculous,” Sean Gallagher said of working at a shopping mecca in 2002 located in an upper class New Jersey township.

“A lot of those kids would carry boards around for fashion… It’s like the guy who just carries the guitar around and doesn’t play it,” he said.
Dude #1: “Damn bro, my coffee is taking mad long bro. I hope I don’t spill it on my new thrasher shirt, I paid 60 bucks bro..”
Dude #2: “Man stop being a lil p##### ### ##### and by the way learn how to hold your board. “MALL GRAB!” See you at the park..
by Amt224 November 2, 2022
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National grab dick day

April 12th is national grab dick day so bois protect yoself.
Bro protect your junk, its national grab dick day
by Lil dick boi May 25, 2018
mugGet the National grab dick daymug.

Grab ass february

Every year in february u can grab the ass of a male or female during a whole month.
Hey its grab ass february, i can grab ur ass
by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020
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Grab Ass Day

every October 30th, you can get a hand for of ass for anybody you want
person A: bro its Grab Ass Day!! person B: I know I'm so hyped I'm going to grab so much ass!!
by Adecider October 12, 2022
mugGet the Grab Ass Daymug.

Grab boob day

by Poop head 69 September 24, 2019
mugGet the Grab boob daymug.

PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB

SPRITE AND FAG PUMP will do it.

GRAB | BRAG | BARG|GARB

The only way to get ANAL ALAN TO CUM TO AMAZON.

Tonight IS the two hour MANDATORY SHIT-EATING.
Look the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB will do it as you gotta show the INFANT'S BARE BUTT and lift her high in the air facing MY FACE says the J00 FAG SHITEATER PEDOPHILE and that is for real as third time is a CHARM.

One for the 82 year old GRATEFUL DEAD TRIBUTE. and 1 hour for the INFANT BABY LIFT tonight ASS FACING ME as the whole thing is the PRIMEINFANTASSH0LE GRAB because BABY ASSH0LE always takes precedence.
by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 5, 2022
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Grab ass day

on August 13th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.
just walk by and grab her ass, it's "national grab ass day"
by Heyyyshdhdhs August 12, 2019
mugGet the Grab ass daymug.

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