Goat Throat Crucifixion

When you use an exercise band to hold someone’s head in place while they give you a blowjob

My girlfriend is into goat throat crucifixion.

by CJ142857 April 25, 2022

trolley goat

An intoxicating animal catering for the needs and necessities of every day shoppers. Its potent odour and lack of grooming make it a formidable foe in combat, as well as a nasty dinner guest.

I walked past the Trolley Goat, unaware that its toenails had quite recently stepped into Trolley Goat dung.

by Torm3nt January 20, 2004

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009

Pole Goat

a chick that will suck any cock (pole) without discretion. Often in exchange for a line of cocaine. Like goats at the petting Zoo will eat the paper containing your class assignment.

Everyone but me knows that Suzy, my BFF, is a pole goat. Lay a line on the back of the toilet for her, and she will suck off anything/anyone!

by majestricks December 5, 2009

extreme goat herder

one who herds flaming goats with a Jeep.

the extreme goat herder just chases around flaming sheep from his jeep at four in the morning because dogs aren't good enough.

by the extreme goat herder November 3, 2009

Muj goat

a kind of goat that was first found in South Asia in the late 1960s. These goat are different from the other since they have curly hair instead of horn in their head. These goats have 3 relative species: Khanh , Linh and KimAnh goat ( their names were named by the aboriginal living their)

Muj goat is a species kind that need protected

by BIBIBIBOBOBO August 21, 2011

Holy Goat

LOL OMG WTF Crap and Ohhh,, shit. That's Awesome
all at the same time <3

''-Holy Goat! I'm brilliant!

by PrettyC March 6, 2012