Ghetto Volcano 

Inspired by the Volcano Vaporizer, this term was coined by a few poor, desperate stoners looking for a way to maximize the smoke potential of a huge fatty nug.

-verb

1. To take a huge hit, blow it into a balloon, and hit it once more from the balloon.

Yo dude! We only have this nug left. We should use a ghetto volcano to get SUPER high!

Ghetto Volcano by Jay Danger January 18, 2010

ghetto thong 

Imitation thong where they pull their jeans down a bit and pull the panties up into their crack to make it look like a thong.

When she got out of the car her ghetto thong was pulled half way up her back so you could see the tats.

ghetto thong by nOTfORrEAL February 25, 2010

Ghetto Man 

The savior and protector of the ghettos around Albuquerque, New Mexico (real name: Douglas G. Mancini). Around the middle of 2008, Ghetto Man made his dynamic debut in Crap World Productions. Ghetto Man was born and raised in Brooklyn, New York, his parents abandoned him at the age of two in a Burger King. He spent ten years of his life in a local Brooklyn adoption agency, until one day, at the age of thirteen, Ghetto Man ran away. In a nationwide search for the truth about his long lost parents, Ghetto Man eventually came to the realization that his parents obviously didn't care for him. Settling in Albuquerque, New Mexico, Ghetto Man now resides in the west mesa, only helping his fellow ghettoists when called upon. Ghetto Man has many followers known as Ghettoists.

1) Ghetto Man may have killed that Asian hooker, but look at the bright side, he just helped stop the spread of herpimonosiphoaids!

2) When it comes down to drinking, Ghetto Man prefers tequila.

3) Don't roll a blunt without inviting Ghetto Man.

4) Help Ghetto Man control the gang activity in his ghetto by donating to the Ghettoist Church today!

Ghetto Man by GhettoMan420 May 5, 2010

Ghetto ichat 

Wanting but not having an instant messenger application, so to recreate the experience, going on chatroulette and clicking "next" until you and your friend find each other.

"Yo, I'm going to be at my grandmas house this weekend, and she wont let me download aim...wanna try ghetto ichat?"

"Miles and I tried ghetto ichat for like 2 hours last night, but we never found each other... only about 7,000 dicks."

Ghetto ichat by ccfornever May 19, 2010

ghetto guid 

A ghetto guid is when you concatenate a bunch of words or numbers together in a unique identifier that you're pretty sure will always be unique.

I made a ghetto guid from the current time and the user's initials:

10-14-2011-9:38AM-AB

ghetto guid by MG_2011 October 14, 2011

ghetto taxi 

bus - the taxi for the poor

Riding the ghetto taxi home! Looking forward to some nice eats tonight in the village :)

ghetto taxi by davidmcdavid December 24, 2011

Ghetto-American 

A term that covers Americans that act street.

"Yo, dawg, you be trippin', I ain't been packin' since I be lackin' my slacks. Now I be go'n' back to mah ho , 'fore she try escapin' again, that bitch be trippin', know what I'm sain', my brothah? A'ight, peace out, K-dog." said Bill.

"God, you are such a Ghetto-American." said Lionel.

Ghetto-American by dphee33 March 29, 2012