German

A man who is rather into men then women

Girl: Hey do you know German is kinda cute. Boy: Yeah I know him but he has a boyfriend

by pichuman420 September 16, 2021

German

A bunch of people who fight over whether Nutella is a male or female item.

Person A: “Did you see that German over there?”
Person B: “Yeah! They were trying to kill someone because they couldn’t agree on the gender of Nutella.”

by enustah July 24, 2021

German car door syndrome

When you want to humourously imply that take away rubbish, pizza boxes etc. can be thrown out of the car by holding the door ajar and sliding the boxes under the car. Has its origins in Northern England which had uncommonly high number of Golf ownership amongst young adults in the 90s.

Person 1: "What should I do with my pizza box?"
Person 2: "The car has German car door syndrome"

by Charles Visitor August 1, 2021

German Kiss

To fart while someone of giving you a rimjob.

“Amelia gave Justin a nasty German Kiss.”

by xx-meinkraft420-xx August 3, 2021

German Sausage

Gay anal sex

Man 1- hey dude I totally had some german sausage last night!
Man 2- yo same!

by broman4206969 September 1, 2021

bearded german

When a man of Fijian heritage hocks a loogie in the palm of his hand and proceeds to give a man of German heritage a handjob.

In an attempt to placate Karl, Peni gave him a bearded German.

by thejoebagley September 4, 2021

German roulette

Engaging in some kind of ass play (traditionally with fingers) with someone without knowing whether there is shit in their rectum.

So did you do anything with Jacques last night?

Yeah… Played some German roulette… I lost and had to wash my hands for like an hour afterwards.

by Little Flame July 3, 2021