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Forbidden Fruit

(n): The product of a difficult and dangerous sexual process, in which two fingers are sounded and inserted into the vas deferen openings, then carefully retracted out of the penis, pulling the testicles out of the body through the urethral opening. This act creates a fragile object composed to the two testicles, hanging by the the vas deferens out of the penis, known as the forbidden fruit. The forbidden fruit can easily be yanked off by accident, making it a delicacy.

Effectively a prolapse of the testicles.
After a long, painful struggle and many years of conditioning, Adam and Eve finally blossomed the forbidden fruit, only for Eve to yank it from her partner and cause the fall of man.
by Mr__P January 24, 2012
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FORD

What i named my dick.
by IStickMyFingerInMyGF'sPussy December 28, 2005
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Floridia Coastline

A Flordia coastline is when someone uses a bathroom and before taking a dump stuffs the toilet with toiletpaper, takes a dump leaving it resting ontop of the paper creating a horrible odor, duplicating a refugee on a raft. Tan, floating and smelly
Joe: oh my god what is that smell in the office! Jimbo: ha ha ha I left a Floridia coastline in the bathroom. Joe: That was a good one!
by Brian Mars December 20, 2008
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Farides

The most wonderful woman alive. If you're lucky enough to ever find a Farides, hold on to her. She's one of a kind. Sexy. Sweet. Wonderful. Caring. Loving. Hot. Just to name a few. She has a way of turning from the most caring woman you'll ever meet, to the sexiest woman of any fantasy.

In short? Beautiful. Love of my life.
Perfect.

Love you baby!
Farides Sexy Perfect
by D...M...A... February 4, 2010
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Forded

As in to Ford someone, mainly a male. To give a male a blow job. Normaly, one Fords a male they have just met, or while intoxicated.
Girl 1: "What did you and that guy do last night?"
Girl 2: "Not much, I only Forded him"
by goldfishOHYEAH January 18, 2011
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Fordgasm

Getting super wet while seeing, hearing, or riding in a super sweet Ford truck or car.
God look at that sexy F-250 Powerstroke! God that black smoke comin outta the stacks are gettin me so wet!! Holy Fordgasm !!!!!!
by PowerStroke_Princess January 15, 2014
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florida southern

Florida southern is a college in the middle of Florida. Located in Lakeland, the only reason you will attend this school is if you play a sport or if you are in Greek life. On the weekends you can drink alone in your apartment or go to the infamous kaus which is the only 18 and older bar. Basically this school leads to enormous amounts of regret and you'll wish you went to FSU instead. Go mocs!
You go to Florida southern? Isn't that a dry campus?
by Blackmagic777 January 12, 2016
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