by Solid Mantis May 08, 2020
i just ordered some papa johns, this pizza is good as shit.
can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.
can you play dark souls 2? im good as shit at that game.
by stivodivo March 06, 2019
The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.
“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
by dibber88 November 29, 2009
An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.
Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
by TransFerret January 19, 2019
A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.
The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!
by Sucio S October 21, 2011
Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".
Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"
Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"
Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"
by Prometheeus October 06, 2006