Flying kites

Slang for telling jokes or doing a comedy act.

I'll be performing at the Comedy Studio this Friday night and I'll be flying kites at 9 PM.

by Bobby Bou April 18, 2011

flying scrotums

when men run flying her scrotums

On the nudist beach you can see flying scrotums.

by anybody June 4, 2003

The Flying Dutchman

The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.

My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.

by guitar098 October 12, 2008

Flying Jaguar

A sex position when you are being held up by your legs between two walls in the air. And having the girl on top.

Dude...... Last night i pulled off the flying jaguar

by Greekassassin March 19, 2009

Flying Dutchman

A couch you sit on and may or may not meld into when you are high.

I get up now, I'm about to meld into the flying dutchman.

by Saint Broseph December 3, 2010

what the flying fuck

1. a phrase used by stupid people who think that they have swag, but obviously don't. 2. also used when you have seen something so fucking ridiculous that you are at a loss for words.

1. Joshua: (falls off his skateboard and breaks his wrist) "what the flying fuck!!!!!!"

2. Samantha: (sees a 5-headed snake) "What the flying fuck is that?! THAT is a disgrace to nature!"

Tommy: "Did you just seriously say what the flying fuck?"

by legend....wait for it... DARY! April 12, 2014

Flying Carrot

Nickname given to the Westland Lysander, a single engine utility aircraft used for the delivery of supplies to allied bases and the inserstion of spies into Axis territory dring World War Two.

by JonathanChance September 29, 2003