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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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Ed Hiemer

having alzheimer affects/effects from t.h.c edibles.
I ate 100m.g of those pot edibles I became Ed Hiemer for 5 hours.
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Ed

A person who is downright bad at flirting, and/or making a move on someone they're interested in despite all the ammo and faithful factors that present to them
"He held my hands and basically was playing with it, but I didn't do anything because I think he's just being nice to me"
"You are at Ed status right now."
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Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Verb: To startle or surprise with a loud sound.
From amplify or amplifier (Latin root "amplus), and "satus", the Latin word for "startle"
Amplisate, -ed, -(pl.)s

Turn down the volume before you turn on the music or you may get amplisated.

Don't amplisate me while I'm driving.

This iPod amplisates me every time I use it!
by wordywordster April 23, 2009
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Brian Wilson-ed

The action at which someone screws you over on purpose out of pure jealousy and anger
Guy number 1: *Catches the biggest fish of the trip

Guy number 2: Here let me net it for you *Purposely Knocks the fish of the hook and looses your fish*

Guy number 1: You just Brian Wilson-ed me!
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Ed

A 30 year old man who falls in love with teenage girls because he cant get any love from anyone else apart from his mommy
How are you today ed .. im okay mommy can i have a line of coke please
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Ichi-ed

Roll an 1 on a dice.
Bro you got Ichi-ed.
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