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Back-Door Candy

Friend 1: Hey, I'm going to the movies but I only have enough money for one ticket. I'd really love some candy to enjoy it with.

Friend 2: Oh, man, no problem. We'll just pull the old Back-Door Candy.

Friend 1: Sweet!
by slumdom December 3, 2018
mugGet the Back-Door Candymug.

back door ding

a break, usually taken from work, usually at a restaurant, where one or more employees and regulars gather at the back door to smoke marijuana; used to give anyone "in the know" a heads up; see also: ding
"Hey, Jesse is going out for a back door ding, you comin'?"

"What? The cook is getting high?"
by Metallichickx August 19, 2008
mugGet the back door dingmug.

Opening the fridge door

The phrase “I keep opening the fridge door means just what it sounds like but also applies to phones. You open the fridge door when you’re bored and don’t know what you want to eat or what to do. This can also be applied to apps you may open on your phone but don’t really want to, you’re just bored or not sure what to do.
Example 1: *opens fridge door* “What am I doing? I don’t want to open this.” *few seconds later* “Can I stop opening the fridge door? I’m not even hungry.”

Example 2: *after several minutes of opening random phone apps and locking and unlocking your phone.* “I keep opening the fridge door” *locks phone only to immediately unlock it again for no reason* “Dangit!” *tosses phone beside self*
by Dollbabysweetasaplum May 22, 2019
mugGet the Opening the fridge doormug.

spanish door knob

When you push the door knob into ones rectal cavity and continue to squeeze while trying to open the door.
I walked into my sons room to find him stuck to the door handle, it must be that new Spanish door knob he's been talking about
by The dickless magician August 30, 2016
mugGet the spanish door knobmug.

next door radio

people who live next door to you in a block of flats and watch TV so loud that you can hear every single word very well as if it is your own radio playing in your apartment
Jack: You turned your radio on?
Hugh: No, it is my next door radio.
Jack: What?
Hugh: My next door radio. My neighbours who watch TV so loud that I can hear it through the wall and undestand each word very well.
by KurtSteinerPL January 17, 2012
mugGet the next door radiomug.

British door nail

When two people have intercourse against a British door.
As we left the pub, we caught Emily catching a British door nail.
by kate gangsta! May 20, 2010
mugGet the British door nailmug.

penis stuck in a door

This very painful thing happens when you slam the door, unaware your penis was there. And you scream in pain.
Innocent guy: *walks to the door
Innocent guy: *closes door*
Innocent guy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Innocent guy: *mah dick fell off
Innocent guy: *dies from his penis stuck in a door*
by AStrunkMan69 May 23, 2022
mugGet the penis stuck in a doormug.

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