Dodge Ram Driver

Gods drunkest drivers

Hey man are you sober?

No man, im a dodge ram driver

by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025

Dodges

When a female gives a blowjob while taking a shit

The craziest thing just happened to me, your girl ever give you a dodges?

by Crucialjo September 3, 2025

Dooger

Dog boogers, simple as that

Joe: Why is the nose of the dog always wet?
Schmoe: it emits doogers

by Fakely October 25, 2025

Salad-doger

1. One who you always see in the drive-through at a fast food place.
2. An obese person.

Joe: Holy shit, look at that Salad-doger!
Mike: Ya that's Colt!

by Falcon March 18, 2003

Shower Dodge

The act of jumping in the shower to avoid someone.

My mom came home and saw that i was late for school so i shower dodged her and snuck out the back.

by WeeSnaw1337 March 9, 2010

Apres-Dodgeball

The art of a dodgeballer partying appropriately after partaking in the game of dodgeball.

Daisy - "You staying for the apres-dodgeball?"
Sophia - "Does a bear shit in the woods?!"

or

Danny - "Apres-dodgeball is the new rock n roll."
Kim - "Yes."

by Patches O'Stedlihan April 26, 2011

period dodge

In a long-distance relationship, the art of timing visits so that they never coincide with your girlfriend's monthly period.

Bro 1: Dude, she's been in Europe for 2 years and I'm going to visit her next week!
Bro 2: You better period dodge like a mothafucka!

Bro 1: Man I hadn't seen her in 2 months, and when I finally went to see her, she was on the rag!
Bro 2: Dude, you should've period dodged that shit!

Bro 1: I've visited her once a month for the past 3 years, and she's never been on her period once!
Bro 2: Your period dodging is second to none!

by 2nd week of the month Steve July 28, 2011