Girlfriend

Ownership of a women

Kyle: Hey do you have a girlfriend

Chad: Oh yeah, I’m trying to search for one right now

Kyle: I actually got mine off Craigslist the other day

by Bagellord April 25, 2020

Girlfriend

A prolonged booty call

"Hey joe have you met my girlfriend?"
"No, kill yourself tony."

by Ruck Riggers January 28, 2020

girlfriend

Someone, that most of us guys don't have

Girlfriend, what most guys won't have.

by Iamlonely May 23, 2018

Girlfriend

A term describing the act of spending all the money you worked hard to earn on things you've been really looking forward to getting yourself, on another person, who's happiness and joy means more to you than any thing else money can buy.

I just got my girlfriend a fancy note worth of fun and exciting things for her birthday! I know it's already been 17 years, but that custom fursuit design can wait another couple months..

by SeiRruf January 25, 2018

Girlfriend

Something I will never, ever have.

My girlfriend is so curvy that you can’t- oh wait, that’s oxygen.

by Samsational Punlord October 20, 2019

Girlfriend

Something you wish you had

"My Girlfriend is a rabbit"

by Desire 07 February 17, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you don’t have

I don’t have a girlfriend

by LinkHood October 16, 2019