The death steamer

While engaging in sexual intercourse, you make a small incision into your partners chest. Upon your partner focusing on the wound, you quickly take a shat into the wound

My wife is still in the hospital becuase i gave her the death steamer.

by fordgrizzly December 16, 2009

death grinder

someone who goes to a club and forcefully grinds on any girl, knowing he won't get consent from them,

billy: oh dude, that guy is totally being a death grinder,
greg: yeah man she definitely didn't consent to that type of behaviour.

by pseudonym11 January 18, 2009

Death toll rising rule

A rule used primarily in stand up comedy which assesses a comedian's ability to make jokes about a recent tragedy. The basic rule is: as long as the death toll is rising, jokes are out of bounds. The rule is commonly broken by many comedians as we all know jokes surrounding tragedies are the funniest.

As soon as the toll stops the subject becomes open for comedy, as seen in many recent tragedies.

Man 1 - How many earthquake victims does it take to change a lightbulb?

Man 2 - Dude, don't make jokes....death toll rising rule...

by comedymedders October 28, 2010

finger of death

A Dungeons and Dragons spell. Finger of death is a spell wizards and sorcerers can learn and cast as a level 6 spell and druids can cast a level 7 spell. It is cast on one living target, which has to make a fortitude saving throw or die immediately. Targets which make a successful fortitude save take 3d6 points of damage plus 1 point per level of the caster, up to 3d6 + 25. A target with a sufficiently low amount of hit points can die even if a successful fortitude save is made.

I'm having a lucky streak: the most difficult creature I encounter between resting periods always fails its fortitude save when I give it the finger of death :D

by Theos April 26, 2007

Icy_Depths

A globally known simp. Mostly known for simping Emily known as ''LittleScarlet''. Icy, known as ''Tyler'' Gives his robux to girls so he can get ''closer'' with the female.

Man... Icy_Depths would rather simp then hangout with the boys.

by GraemeV April 14, 2020

deathilarity

1. A death that has a heavy dose of hilarity.
2. Death of some jackass that richly deserves it.
Made popular by Fark.

Jackass in Florida punches bear, deathilarity ensues.
Area man stuffs a wombat up his ass, deathilarity ensues.

by I am Jill's Nipples May 15, 2005

DEATHBEAT

1. A beat played by a war drummer as troops march into battle, when the beat becomes a "charge" speed, it is a DEATHBEAT, signifying the approaching death of the enemy.
2. A thrash metal band from Seattle, WA

"Sound the DEATHBEAT"

by DEATHBEAT October 5, 2008