online dating

A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.

Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."

Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."

Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."

Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."

Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"

Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."

Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."

Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."

by cedspam June 2, 2023

discord dating server

The only place where ugly 60 pedophile old men
flirt with 8 year old girls pretending to be 13

Ugly 60 year old mod: hey baby girl wanna vc

8 year old girl pretending to be 13:sure but give me nitro 😩 basically discord dating server slander

by Womansmasher69 July 2, 2023

Dutch Dating

Generally refers to the practice of splitting the cost of a date equally between the two people involved. This term is derived from the concept of "going Dutch," which means that each person pays for their own expenses rather than one person covering the entire cost. The idea behind Dutch dating is to promote equality and fairness, ensuring that both parties share the financial responsibilities of the date. This approach can also help alleviate any potential pressure or expectations regarding who should pay, making the dating experience more balanced and comfortable for both individuals.

"During our date, we went for Dutch dating—nothing says ‘we’re in this together’ like splitting the cost of nachos and a movie ticket!"

by Sovasa August 6, 2024

disaster darling

A phrase used by Craig Revel Horwood on Strictly Come Dancing and Dancing With The Stars for when he’s in his usual shitty mood.

That was a disaster darling!

by Gameshow Loving VTuber Guy December 27, 2023

Wally Darling

A probably autistic puppet who either does or does not know how babies are even made. This mf probably doesn’t even know what a condom is, yet people simp for this mf and make oversexualized AU’s and art of this thing.

“I love Wally Darling!”
“What kind?”
“Are you a FUCKING idiot..??”

by Slinkypeepee December 30, 2023

A darling

A fat bowling ball sized human, that thinks all of his jokes are funny. In reality no ones fucking laughing at them and everyone wants to kill themselves when he speaks. When he hangs out with "friends" he try's doing some dumbass clock dance that caused an earthquake when he fell to the ground. He also might be retarded due to blurting of random ass sounds

Hey look, its a darling.

by aWEszrxtfcjgyhkvjbk.,m February 1, 2024

Meta Dating

Dating in the metaverse

A "meta dating" space for singles to find love in the metaverse

by metaversalwords February 4, 2024