Check Damage Blocked 

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

Check Damage Blocked by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

statuetory damages 

What you sue someone for when they created a stone image of you, either because they did so without your permission or said sculpture was of an uncomplimentary design.

Crispin Glover never said dat da "Back To The Future" producers could use his likeness in their sequel-movies, and so he was able to successfully sue them for statuetory damages.

statuetory damages by QuacksO March 21, 2025

Ustedes Dama Me Estan Diciendo Que Persona Se Bistio En Ropa Que Eras Objectos De Interese 

Ustedes Dama Me Estan Diciendo Que Persona Se Bistio En Ropa Que Eras Objectos De Interese

Ustedes Dama Me Estan Diciendo Que Persona Se Bistio En Ropa Que Eras Objectos De Interese

Ustedes Dama Me Estan Diciendo Que Persona Se Bistio En Ropa Que Eras Objectos De Interese by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Lover Damage 

Causing damage to someones insides.

“Imma give you some lover damage 😏”

Lover Damage by childrapier March 27, 2025

psychic damage

1. (literally, in video or tabletop games) Damage type associated with mind control, mockery, etc.
2. (figuratively) when experiencing something so horrible that it reverts your mind

1. Well this character is unfortunately resistant to psychic damage.
2. Watching Tung Tung Tung Sahur gave me critical psychic damage.

psychic damage by OHSHEETSOFPAPER February 3, 2026

Dale Damage

When something or someone inflicts small amount of harm physically or mentally.

"Dude! I'm doing Dale Damage to this boss!"

Dale Damage by kdotkhan April 29, 2026

Dickular damage

When you injure your pee pee. Often done on accident. Often ends in loss of dick, or extreme injury of dick. Often happens to blue collar individuals or DIYers.

Brad: bro i just saw Shane drop the circular saw on his crotch while cutting a plank of wood on his lap. He suffered major dickular damage. What a dumbass!

Patrick: I was in the garage heating up a piece of metal in the vise, and it fell onto my crotch and melted through my shorts. My cock ended up burning in half. Major dickular damage was done, and now my flag is at half staff.

Dickular damage by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026