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Dad joke

Dad jokes are cheesy jokes that are stereotypically jokes parents say.
Child: Hey Dad, I'm hungry!

Father: Hi hungry, I'm Dad.

Child: That's the worst and most overused dad joke.
by Pastell Pastrii May 7, 2021
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barbeque dad

A person typically in their 30-40s, who trys to be cool, and listens to rock music from the 80s/90s era. They would be somone who would grill on the barbeque on a saturday afternoon listening to classic rock, and playong football with their son.
He joe turn up the FooFighters
Brad, you are such a barbeque dad.
by ROO21795 February 15, 2017
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Side Dad

The patriarch of your side piece's family.
Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.
by mooseshadows August 9, 2016
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The Dad Jean

A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!

Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!

Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011
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Deadbeat dad

Austin Wakefeild
I heard he's an Austin wakefeild(deadbeat dad)
by TheRealSMFJ July 19, 2017
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Dad niggas

A big nigga or can be a average nigga who makes gay dad jokes because he hates his family. They are most likely niggas who are dads
normal nigga : see that dad nigga over there

Fat nigga : ya he looks like such a fucking nigga who is a dad. Goddammit dad niggas
by OnPoint_Dude_ February 19, 2019
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My dad

Some creepy nonce case that I don't give two shits about. I wish he would get run over by his own crusty ass car.
His creps are absolutely DISTGUSTING!!!
My dad is a waste man who walked of my life many moons ago...
by InstantFreak December 10, 2018
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