It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 September 7, 2016
Get the Crunch mug.It is the result of a stripper or woman dancing all night. It is made of Pubic hair, Sweat, and Dead skin. It is flaky, somewhat white, and reminds you of the crispy topping on an apple pie.
Dan, I want an apple pie. Let me dance with this girl all night so I can lick that freshly made crunch.
by Inok09 September 7, 2016
Get the Crunch mug.Related Words
crumch
• crunchy
• crunch
• crutch
• cruncher
• crunchie
• crunch time
• crunching
• Crunch Bar
• crunch berries
When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.
by Kriker August 24, 2016
Get the crunchy anus mug.Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.
"Listening to some Umphreys? So crunchy bro"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
"Spencer is the crunch master!"
"Smells crunchy in here. Where's the mantis?"
by Ruckus maine July 5, 2016
Get the Crunch master mug.To be like a food that isnt supposed to be crunchy but is
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world
Also a term of endearment for the cutest in the world
by SnailPrince June 23, 2016
Get the Crunchy mug.by LifetotallyCereal September 30, 2016
Get the Crunchy Oat Square mug.by WarriorsUniverse November 23, 2016
Get the crumbhole mug.