Covid

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The term "Covid" should be implemented when speaking of a person/situation that gets out of hand quickly and with little or no cause (ramping up 0-90 in 3 seconds flat).

This term implies how quickly the Covid-19 virus went from its origin to worldwide pandemic in days.

"One second he seemed calm, the next he went all Covid on them."
"You get my brother talking politics and he will go Covid on it."

by Illogical88 August 7, 2021

COVID-19

Propaganda: an ingenious ploy to reroute the US trade commissions, close the borders, integrate other aliens into the population disguised with masks, distract the people from the injustice that is taking place in their every day lives, raise prices, engage in profit wars, control the already dumbfounded population, distraction decoy.

If the COVID-19 virus truly exists, the U.S. government already made the mistake of infecting the U.S. citizens with it and are now paying out money to all victims who are exposed and dormant to the virus.

by DeepThrowWitDancer April 17, 2022

Covid-🐡

When the consumption of the fugu (or puffer or blowfish), which is known as being lethally poisonous unless properly prepared, is touted as an unproven cure to the coronavirus.

In Japan, the authorities have yet to report how many customers who were recently hospitalized were due to Covid-🐡 rather than Covid-19.

by Covido December 24, 2020

covidation

v. The envelopment of a country, business, school etc by the viruses, rules or miasma of Covid-19.

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We are tired of the covidation affecting us all. So tired.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

Covid-19

A tiny piece of shit

A diagnose you with Covid-19

by kuhuinkh December 24, 2021

covidism

Covidism \ koh-vid-is-em \ noun: a mundane action or activity that causes pleasure during the Covid-19 pandemic

I organized my sock drawer earlier. That’s my covidism of the day.

by shielanator December 4, 2020

Covid Charlie

A person who lacks any awareness of germs whatsoever. They go to work sick, wipe their nose on the back of their hand, blow their nose on their clothing, just run there hands under cool water (instead of using soap) after using the toilet, and have never washed their Covid mask.

Look at that Covid Charlie grabs his face mask, from under his pile of McDonald’s bags on the floor of his car, to go into the grocery store.

Covid Charlie showed up to work today sick. Says it’s just allergies.

by YubNub83 November 14, 2020