Covid Clean

absolutely clean, disinfected, organized. Nothing left to clean.

My house is covid clean, and no one will ever see it!

by Enterich April 22, 2020

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

Covid-57

(Covid-57) is when someone gets covid-19 for the 3rd time.

Hey i feel a bit shitty today mate.

You might have Covid-57 dude

by Dictonurban April 23, 2020

covid 39

when you Catch Coronavirus twice

"Hey Bro I Have Covid 39"

"Don't You Mean Covid 19

"No I Caught It Twice"

by CalvinTHEEMPORAR May 3, 2020

covid361

someone who has interacted covid19 19 times

How could that dude has covid361

by Robloxmemes May 8, 2020

Covid coitus

The increased sex couples have as a result of sheltering-in. Unfortunately, there is evidence the virus may be present in bodily fluids. Covid-19, Coronavirus, shelter-in, Covid, sex, intercourse, President Trump, vaccine, nursing home, emergency room, the virus, stimulus, Trumper, Trump army, Covid and chill

The Covid coitus has been great, but now I think I might actually have the virus.

by joecoolthefool May 8, 2020

COVID selection

COVID selection ; is to cull of some of the population.

COVID selection involves culling off the athletes, no broadcast sports from here on in. Culling of active protesters, then having people call or email there discussed, whomever will be then exicuted (culled). Rough speculation indicates just below 50% support of the COVID selection.

by Bryn Benn May 11, 2020