by †Wrath† August 19, 2017
Get the grab a coffee mug.That black guy you always see at the coffee shop who attempts to assimilate into the coffee shop culture but never quite fits in.
white person #1 :Clarence is a nice enough fellow
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha
white person#2 : He is always here at the coffee shop,but something is odd about him
white person#3: Yes indeed he never quite assimilates
White person #1: That's because he is a coffee shop nigger
All the white people: Hahahaha
by yaheardsound1 February 17, 2010
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When someone stays up until the early ass hours of the morning. They're running off of coffee blood, thus using the caffeine to keep themselves running at such late hours.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
Doctor: "It seems that our patients have Coffee Blood."
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
by BeMyCaptivation July 17, 2010
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Get the Coffee with Balls mug.Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!
Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!
Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!
by themangofmeng July 4, 2014
Get the Coffee Poop mug.Slang term for marijuana, usually when used in the context of a location. Rarely used to refer to the substance itself, rather the act of consuming. Applicable for every variation of consumption, including smoke and edibles. It is also common to refer to the location as "the lounge".
"Hey man you wanna go grab some Cofee and Donuts in the lounge? I just had a really stressful exam."
"Have you guys been having Coffee and Donuts in here? it danks"
"Have you guys been having Coffee and Donuts in here? it danks"
by Coffee+Donuts March 26, 2017
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