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Comedy Clubjob 

When your partner (preferrably a woman) gives you a handjob during a crowded comedy show. A long shirt is recommended.
I got a Comedy Clubjob last Saturday during the show causing me to miss a few jokes.
Comedy Clubjob by Nightraider December 9, 2007
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internet comedy 

A Guide to Ranking Your Internet Comedy

In the digital jungle of memes and jokes, we need to establish a definitive hierarchy of comedic expression. Gone are the days of simple "LOL" or "LMAO" - we're taking you to new heights of laugh-induced altitude sickness. Starting at Level 1, we have the humble "LOL" – a giggle that barely makes a sound, like a silent but slightly amused ninja. Level 2 brings you "LMAO" - the kind of laugh that's strong enough to detach your derriere, but it's still not the ultimate chuckle.

As we ascend the mountain of mirth, Level 3 presents us with "LMFAO" - a riotous laugh that has your posterior not only detached but also flailing around the room. The penultimate peak, Level 4, boasts "ROFL" - you're rolling on the floor like a freshly baked pizza dough, with tears of laughter streaming down your cheeks. Finally, the summit of hilarity, Level 5 - "MFLOL", a transcendent experience of Me Freaking Laughing Out Loud. It's the laughter that echoes through the cosmos, the kind that your neighbors complain about, but you just can't help it – you've reached the MFLOL zenith!
Your jokes are f'n hilarious, you're peaking internet comedy.
Comet. kom-it Noun.
1. A person that passes through your life repeatedly who is intense and awesome, and when gone you are still in contact with that person in some way but they are not a continuous partner.

I have found there is a hole in the poly lexicon. The term "play partner" doesn't fit non-casual partners. Play sounds trite. Some of these relationships can span years and even decades. Some are very deep, with a combination of intimacy, friendship, admiration, and shared history. Poly circles use the term "play and pause" which also doesn't fit many of my "comets" as I don't pause. Many I stay in touch with daily or weekly.

Some comets come by every 18 months when the schedules line up or, to continue the metaphor, when the stars align. I have even heard some use the term partner-partner. As in, "they are a partner but not like a partner-partner." This is an example of that awkward lack of a term for someone who is somewhere between fully in your life at all times and a casual play play partner, that you like, but don’t have an ongoing connection with.
Ana is excited to have her comet Fredrico visit because they have hot sex and a deep connection. This is despite him living in Granada Spain and focusing on his poetry, while Ana lives in Seattle with her primary.
Comet by Peculiar Musings June 7, 2016

chuck comeau 

Born on September 17th, 1979, Chuck is the drummer and main songwriter of the Canadian band Simple Plan. He also is the man behind many of the band's video concepts and even co-directed a few. He is intelligent, funny, devoted, hard-working and extremely talented.
Chuck Comeau is insanely awesome.
chuck comeau by starstruck_dreams November 26, 2006

Comethazine 

The greatest rapper of all time, he has the beats and best lyrics
Have you heard Comethazine he goes hard
Comethazine by The Taz February 11, 2019

bicentennial comet 

Limited edition Mercury Comet issued during model year 1976; essentially a trim package involving US flag color scheme, and interior and exterior emblems.
My bicentennial comet brings out the patriot in me.