the colonel

when loving a female accomplice is out of the question, get yourself a nice ripe cantaloupe. warm it up in the microwave to desired temp. core a hole big enough for your penis then bang the hell out of it until you ejaculate, if you want chill in fridge and serve it to your friends later.Bonerpetite

i hadnt had pussy in awhile so i did the colonel the cantaloupe was warm and ripe tight fit too.

by rocketmania August 3, 2006

colonna

to leave highschool in 3 years under the false pretense of attending college only to succumb to the morbid future of attending Mercer Community College and recieving a G.E.D never to return to Senior year because of the shame.

I'm gonna do the colonna plan but wait I actually have friends in highschool.

by btown May 14, 2005

colon cricket

A term used to describe someone who enjoys exploring another person's rectum with their fingers, tongue or penis.

Shannon Malcom is a colon cricket.

by Paul Lanier February 14, 2008

Colonial

a ghetto school in Orlando, Florida that is full of Puerto Ricans that think they are the shit and are actually a bunch of fuck nuggets

Reinaldo: "Let's go to Colonial!"
Billy: "Nah man that school is full with a bunch of wanna be gangsters that can't hang with any real niggas."

by I have risen AGAIN June 29, 2008

colonial

adjective. meaning old school, from back in the day

Dude, "JNCO Jeans are so colonial."

by Chelsea Stallins November 9, 2008

Colonelu'

gosu e.player

famos romanian e.player

by gigi marga June 3, 2003

Colonel Batty

A man on a ship with a wikid name! OR maybe Tom worthington

'Hey colonel batty, What u up to?'

by The steve meister November 22, 2004