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cokesucker

Look at all these freekin' cokesuckers around here. Why don't the be drinkin' some Doctor Pepper once in a while?
by Nico Naco September 21, 2005
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Cokeaholic

someone who drinks way to much Coca-Cola, Coca-Cola zero sugar, or Diet Coke.

Most Cokeaholic usually drink Coke out of a glass bottle almost like beer, or even a substitute of beer.
John Doe is a Cokeaholic, he has had 3 Cokes in the last 2 hours.
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cokehead

Nicole Ritchie is so gross looking. I think she's a bonafide cokehead.
by monica21 November 4, 2005
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cokerette

take a cigarette and rub some cocaine on the filter, smoke it and it gives you a nice buzzz and a numby
yo that cokerette made my mouth numb as shit
by watzy December 11, 2008
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cokesicles

The "icicle" like crust flakelets that form on the inside of the nose after a long night of using cocaine.
Fuck man I can't go to work this morning, there's cokesicles all over my nose.
by Maximuski April 12, 2008
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Cokerocity

1. The essence of bestial courage and superhuman abilities, only found in the forsaken caverns of the Coker heart.

2. An event of apocalyptic proportions upon the existence of superhuman abilities in a quiet suburban setting.

3. The instinct of being courageous, awesome, and righteous at any given moment.
Bro Beans my Cokerocity was goin so hard last night!
by Dizzaclease January 20, 2012
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Cokehead

Before they get home---

A cokehead is the kind of person that doesnt give a flying fuck about anyone but themselves and theyre own needs.
A cokehead will tell theyre partner that theyre going out for a romantic dinner and wind up completly skipping those plans and take them out to a bar where the whole night all the cokehead does is go to the bathroom 20 times and commence to snort coke. And when theyre not snorting coke theyre provoking fights ,drinking jager and captain morgan.

After they get home---

When the cokehead finally gets tired of this they retire back to theyre house where they either find something small that happened and start blowing up about it e.g. throwing things, beating wife,screaming at kids ....that sort of thing.Or they decide that theyre tired of home too and tear off in theyre car to find more coke

This procedure goes on and on until someone has the balls to have an intervention

I don't candy coat things i show them for what they really are.

I Am The Real Webster...Truth hurts
Guy 1:Did you see that guy over there?

Guy 2:Oh that guy who went to the bathroom like 20 times? Yeah dont think theres something wrong he's just a cokehead

Guy 1: Oh that sucks
by The Real Webster...Truth hurts February 12, 2010
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