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clam honky

a honky that is a bottom feeder and detrimental to society.
Bob is a clam honky because he's always mooching off society and has no job.
by navyboi7 December 28, 2011
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clam fishing

Looking for easy women at a club or bar.
Hey Sam do you want to go clam fishing at the bar tonight?
by CaptainPeter April 11, 2014
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Clam Chowdered

Like beef stewing someone but with semen
Barry was mad that when Jordan Clam Chowdered him it got in his mouth
by Gypo Jones August 20, 2013
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clam ram

Clam•Ram: Another term or slang for rough or prolonged sexual intercourse.
"Bro, I beat that pussy up all night. It was a total clam ram!"
by Charm City Foxx February 3, 2014
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Clam Land

The female equivalent of "tea bagging". A woman places her bare vagina on an unsuspecting individual's face.

Nonconsensual circumstances are most prominent; however, if your partner asks for a clam land, it wouldn't be inappropriate to oblige.
"Can you believe Jimmy is passed out already?"

"Yea, that dickhead deserves a clam landing for being such a little bitch."
by Sauce Queen November 26, 2015
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clam cough

An action normally associated with hacking up copious amounts of flem, snot or other horrendously disgusting and slimy things.

Not a pretty cough.

Definitely one of those coughs that make you feel bad about yourself after one slips out in public. Kind of like a clam who opens his mouth under water. Only instead of cute bubbles, it's totally heinous boogers
"Smoked a pouch of Bugler in one sitting, I'll have a clam cough for weeks."
by Rod Hamilton November 21, 2013
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raking a clam

clearing one's throat by hawking up a giant loogie.
Peter cleared his throat by raking a clam and spitting on the wall so he could admire its viscous bulk.
by wiley1 April 24, 2008
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