Clairo Liberal

A disingenuous liberal, or a dino. Someone who makes every effort to appear as a liberal but shortly beyond the surface-level they are conservative. Clairo liberals can be seen wearing thrifted clothes, throwing bottles at usually black artists during concerts when they don't perform as well as they'd like, have at least one close friend that support really mucked up politicians or governments

Fannie Pilson is a clairo liberal who will be the first person since the start of her genealogical line to not have children. She can barely afford her $90k a year liberal arts school because her family has made no contributions to society to have high salaries and she's not accomplished enough to earn scholarships. Fannie Pilson, makes an effort to wear thrifted clothing, and visibly seem liberal, but her close friends are one connection away from insurrectionists. Fannie is a clairo liberal.

by 7inchgirths December 8, 2023

Claire Friendly

Term used to describe a noun which enhances the wellbeing of, or does not cause emotional or physical harm to a Claire.

Synonyms: eco friendly, gluten free, dairy free, organic, unscented, art, dancing, chicken stock, mutts, nature walks, home cooking, granny panties, warm lighting, Gua Sha, herbal remedies, clothes that feel like pajamas, reduce reuse recycling, GAPS foods, heating pads, warm weather, cuddles, traditional Chinese medicine, probiotics, using white vinegar to solve all of your problems.

Antonyms: gluten, synthetic fragrances, bras, fluorescent lighting, dairy, horrors/psychological thrillers, pesticides, fast food, sports, chewing gum, refined sugar, wastefulness, chlorine, being overstimulated, pork, fluoride, malls, vaping, thongs, disposable plastics, running, alcohol, Langford, really cold water, caffeine, hospitals, but also; being too far away from hospitals.

Hey, I want to invite Claire to this party in Langford where people go to get drunk and play sports in a chlorinated pool while vaping and chewing gum, but you know her better than I do so I wanted to check if you think it’s Claire friendly. It starts really late, but there are really bright overhead LED lights, loud top 40 music and sugary caffeinated energy drinks so I think that will help keep her energy up. I want it to be a surprise though so I’m gonna bring a thong and bra with the clothing tags still inside that I washed with tide laundry detergent that she can wear since she won’t have a bathing suit. What do you think? Claire friendly?

by Tree trunk 11 February 12, 2024

Claira

Big ass forehead

Claira has the biggest fucking forehead

by Blagsbakayabshagsvlaha February 20, 2024

claire lafler

ok so like claire lafler is super fuckin cool. first off she's like totally rad and drop dead gorgeous... she also is j so sexy bbg and rocks every runway!! i mcfuckin love claire lafler!! she's also married to drew starlet and i live laugh love that for her

claire lafler is so mother!!

FRRRRR🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
#coquette #sexy #claireXdrewstarkey

by mcgregortwddybear February 21, 2024

Claire Witts

A very pretty girl who is the best at everything. You won’t regret meeting her.
Also very cute.

You look very pretty today Claire Witts
Now you say thank you.
Thank you.

by ericisasherslonglostfather March 27, 2024

Clai

Someone whom you really admire that gives you the happiness that you truly deserve. Not only that person makes you feel loved but no matter the circumstances he/she will always understand things that even yourself can’t. Being called Clai means you are special, and that you are all the colors in one at full brightness.

Kayla is my clai.

by itskryptonnn June 11, 2024

Clair-axel

Clair axels the shit lowkey usually has fire red hair so you can spot him even when hes back in france

Did you see that guy Clair-axel whatta guy talking to five girls at once

by sweet mama jamas October 21, 2024