genshin christmas cult

A cult that is for the whole genshin fandom. Creators on TikTok set their pfps' to a Christmas themed photo of a genshin character. -- Also one of the best cults out there.

Person 1: "Hey, are you in the genshin christmas cult?"
Person 2: "Yup!"
Person 1: "Great, I'll follow you now!"

by candyforall November 14, 2021

Christmas list shopping

Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.

Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.

by vmiboxman November 22, 2010

Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.

Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."

by courtneyann! January 6, 2009

The Ghost of Christmas Past

The first Christmas Eve after a spouse's parent has passed away, the husband dips his penis into their loved one's urn and has sex with his wife.

By dipping my penis into this urn and letting your vagina swallow the ashes, we are honoring the life of your late Mother. This is, The Ghost of Christmas Past.

by doofmonger May 25, 2010

nightmare before christmas

best damn movie on the face of this earth.

nightmare beofre christmas owns!!

by sofia January 31, 2004

Christmas Tree Party

When you stick your penis in the thing you pour water into and your friends are watching and joining in slowly and slowly

Christmas Tree Party is the perfect gift if you want to be pleasured

by Hms Faggots December 21, 2017

christmas tree cock

a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head

did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?

by trojanlover February 13, 2007