christian karl

The most badass, headass, assman in the world, master slayer of all puss in the land

Huge dick

Yoo have you guys met christian karl, hes awesome

by ArmyStrong75 May 24, 2017

christian taylor

Best fire marshal EU

Help, there's a fire, we need Christian Taylor!!

by Trussblink June 14, 2017

christian brunswick

He is a really cute man with really soft hair. Christian has a giant pickel in his pants.

Boy: Christian Brunswick's hair is really soft
Girl:He is really cute to
Boy: I can't say that because that's gay

by bob12334435234 April 20, 2018

Instagram christian

A fake Christian. Someone who only acts like a Christian for Instagram likes.

Dabo Swinney is a total faker. He’s a real Instagram Christian.

by Urban Frank December 2, 2017

unchristian christian

Someone who goes to church and calls themselves a Christian, but acts in a completely different way outside of church.

At church, Chad is respectful and caring but at school he's a total faggot.
Yeah, he's an unchristian christian.

by @sexiestquintus May 6, 2018

Christian Anselmini

A guy who looks like a rat, his teeth are bigger than his dick. Avoid him at all times he has sti

Oh look thats christian anselmini, his tooth is bigger than his dick

by Jeffreyfif May 8, 2018

christian and sarah

Christian and Sarah are the type of people you would always want to hang out with they are super laid back but can also make you laugh till you start puking. These have a friendship you can never Earase even if you split them apart they will always find a way to find each other these people are kinda really awkward but always get a way to make everything they do real smooth. They have an amazing personality together they can do infinity together. They make each other feel like they can do anything when you are crying they will always find a way to make you end up smiling. Even tho they may be complete neeerrddss they are always great friends. They will always be there for each other whether it’s watchomg night shinanigams together or eating a box of fruity pebbles u will never find them mad at each other.

Matt- yooo it’s christian and Sarah
Me- no way bro I wonder what trouble they are getting into now

by Pastry doow 84 March 4, 2018