chinese jump boot

Military term for that surgical sandal that the clinic/hospital gives ya for a foot injury; looks goofy as hell, hence the name Chinese jump boot.

"I got a stress fracture from the run, so they gave me a Chinese jump boot. It's fucking retarded, man."

by private shitbag August 18, 2016

CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)

Chinese Finger Trap - in reference to a tight vagina. One that operates like a bear trap, and no visitors return from.

"So, how was Saturday night with Jessica?"

"Well...that gurl...I swear her vagina was like a CFT (Chinese Finger Trap)! Once I was in I could get my d out."

by LionsDen8 January 10, 2014

Chinese Ass Infection

Catching Anal Warts by someone crying into your ass.

"I got a Chinese Ass Infection from Susie last night. It hurts like hell when I pinch a loaf."

by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Sideline Chicks

A girl or girls that scout out/seek a guy like groupies. They are always watching him, and dig his style.

Tom: Girl forget about the sideline chicks, ain't nothin gonna interfere wit our relationship.

by Big-T-58 October 23, 2006

chinese sea spider

The crab you get at oriental buffets.

We went to the Ming Court Buffet to consume ungodly amounts of Chinese sea spider

by Alex Battaglia - D and E Tech Support June 22, 2008

fuck chicks, lick pricks

1) used when a gay dude is explaining why he is gay

2) used when girls call each other bitches and start shit a guy can use this saying to help the girl out

suzy: omg i hate girls they are such bitches and always try to start shit

dan: fuck chicks, lick pricks

suzy: lol thanks

by DB3....FRESH-SHADY February 27, 2010

Chinese Checkers

When a man rests each of his testicles on a supine woman's eyes and then 'hops' one testicle over her nose and into her mouth.

Her nose was so big I could barely play Chinese Checkers.

by ThreedeeM June 29, 2008