trust fund child

a stuck up kid who lives off of daddys money aka paris hilton

trust fund child: im gunna buy a ferarri
parent: how are you going to pay?
tfc: your money!

by emo_kid224 April 28, 2006

Jerk Off Child

A Child not fathered by the act of coitus but by insert the male semen while or after a blowjob/handjob or jerking off.

This can happen by accident or on purpose.

during a 3 way, your father jerked off in another guy's mouth, who then ate out your mom. 9 months later she shat you out, jerk off child

by DaSaTo March 8, 2010

Smoke Child

A black person's skin color which resembles smoke

Damn! You see that bitch she's a smoke child

by Raif December 21, 2004

candy cane child

someone who completly obsesses over the White Stripes like enough to scare me

my sister is a candy cane child... god help me!!!!!!!!

by Donna October 27, 2003

thats not my child

Not the parent of an infant/infants

Baby, I went to the doctor and they said I'm pregnant!

What? thats not my child.. I never had sex with you.

by peace be still November 13, 2017

Yeet the child day

In honor of Hunter Peterson(Limenade) every November 19, you can yeet children under 12

"YEET THE CHILD"

"oh Timothy, do you know what day it is?"
"what?"
"its Yeet the child day"
*throws*

by Daweirdone November 28, 2022

Slow Child Moment

When someone says something really freaking stupid/ridiculous in school and everyone around this person groans in disgust.

Teacher: Class, be sure to get to your testing sites by 8:00.
Dumb Student: Wait, so we still have to get to class on time?
*everyone else groans, teacher holds his head in shame*
Me: That was an outrageous Slow Child Moment. Kids, be sure to THINK before you speak or act, or you'll be labeled a slow child.

by Lonny B May 21, 2013