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Cuff yo chick

A pharse used to attract the attention of the man whose girlfriend or "chick" is acting unruly during any social situation in order to control her.
Yo slim, cuff yo chick before she gets knocked out by that white girl over there.
by biggestD7 January 5, 2011
mugGet the Cuff yo chickmug.

chicks before dicks

a cute play on "bros before hos" but considering girls are all pretty shitty friends to each other with fake responses and perpetual shittalking, the phrase is useless.
Beth: Hey Sara, dont worry, Todd is such a serious jerk, you deserve so much better than him. Btw omg that dress looks so cute on you!

Sara: Aw thanks beth, that really means a lot.

Beth: Totally, girl. Chicks before dicks!

(ps Beth is fucking Todd)
by Genghis901 December 20, 2012
mugGet the chicks before dicksmug.

Fat Chick Friday

A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.

Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.

Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.

Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
by HungryEyesforFatChicks July 6, 2011
mugGet the Fat Chick Fridaymug.

Chick-Fil-Itis

That feeling you get when you're craving Chick-Fil-A on a Sunday but it's closed.
*On a Sunday*
Person 1: "Bro, I'm craving Chick-Fil-A."
Person 2: *Hits blunt* "It's not open bro, it's Sunday. You got Chick-Fil-Itis man."
by Carthago Delenda Est January 29, 2018
mugGet the Chick-Fil-Itismug.

Side Chick Day

Also known as Side Bitch or Side Piece Day. It's one of two days after a holiday when Side Chicks get to spend time with their boo.
:Hey girl, it's February 16th. My boo is coming over tonight with my Valentine's Day love."

"Yeah girl, this is Side Chick Day!"
by anonymous February 15, 2023
mugGet the Side Chick Daymug.

Kool Aid Chicks

Females who dye their hair crazy colors and have a lot of tattoos.
"There were a bunch of kool aid chicks at the NOFX show last night bro."
by Bungholeo July 6, 2015
mugGet the Kool Aid Chicksmug.

chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a
1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce
by tacobellstreet May 24, 2016
mugGet the chick-fil-laidmug.

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