V-Card Giftcard

When someone loses their virginity on their birthday

Billy: What'd you get your girlfriend for her birthday?
Tim: I gave her a v-card giftcard

by Akeyyo July 17, 2018

Re V-Card

When youre single for so long that your revirganized out of principle.

Michael hasnt had the touch of a woman in so long that he is officially revirginized and his re v-card can be taken once again.

by TuckFrump2021 July 19, 2021

Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Uno reverse card

When you are getting a blowjob and then your significant other chokes and dies. You then drag the body out and kill yourself so no one knows.

Chad-Ughhhh this feels so good

Veronica-GLUCK GLUCK GLUCK
Chad- uno reverse card me

Veronica- okay baby (fucking dies)
Chad- oh that was so hot (kills himself)

by Bigboy Charles June 2, 2022

Uno Reverse Card

It outpowers "no u". The ultimate thing that everybody fears.

Person 1: Die.
Person 2:no u *pulls out uno reverse card*
Person 1: OOF

by _ScratchOn_ March 19, 2021

Uno Reverse Card

Top 10 weapons too dangerous that they're illegal in all countries

"Sir you got shot by a criminal"
*shows uno reverse card*
"Yeah, I shot that guy so hard- WHAT THE"

by notarealperson111 January 15, 2021

Pink Flash Card

Ref. 'Bitch Please'

Also stated as "PFC"

"When my mom told me she wouldn't let me go to the party last night, I was like 'Pink Flash Card'"

by Titty Mc'Fag-Nuggets October 16, 2009