Candy jar

The act of defecating into a jar (commonly used to store candy) and then placing said jar onto the highest shelf in one of the cupboards, with the intention that the foul smell will be difficult to locate.

Matt really pissed me off yesterday, so I filled up on burritos yesterday and left him a good ol’ candy jar in the kitchen this morning.

by Shower-shits November 8, 2019

Candy

Drugs for children that make them hyper and annoying

Mom: Your little cousin is so hyper!
Me: It’s all that goddamn candy you’ve been giving her.
Mom: Watch your mouth!

by ur local fat hooker April 15, 2020

candybeast

Fat fuck that sits on the sofa all day eating shit

CandyBeast is a fat cunt

by Dischantedd July 27, 2020

Candy Corn Cock

A cock that has different color tones like candy corn.

She didn't like his candy corn cock.

by Dark Ivy November 19, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot

im lowkey a necrophiliac, but that's sorta illegal. so i just unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

Candy Cane

A geriatric sexpot.

I'm into necrophilia, but it's sorta illegal. So I unleash my sexuality on candy canes.

by mrmurphy69 December 3, 2020

candycat_cos

has a really good tiktok profile picture which is super softcore and i love it! has really good makeup and is hella skilled at it 😎

candycat_cos: “go check out my new makeup!”
person one: “HELL YES!”
person two: “your among us one is so good oh my!!!”

by huen1ngkai December 22, 2020