Cubbish

A Funny person, mainy tells rude jokes.

Omg. ure sooo cubbish!

by lil_loz! November 6, 2005

Cubish

Of Cuban and Isish (Polish and English work too) Background. May cause severe Drunkeness, Big Butts, Taste for fine cigars, Dictatorship, and more drinking. In the case of a male, They are refered to as PIMPS, in females, just hott as hell. In other words, Cubish is the shit.

Person One: "Your Cuban?! You look Irish!"
Person Two: "Yeah, Im Cubish Motherfucker!!!"

by Matty Acti0n December 28, 2005

Cuban Trampoline

A Cuban trampoline is a very specific type of individual (usually extremely awesome and attractive) who can only be spotted by old, drunk, Irish men. Once visible, the Irish men are so taken back by the mere presence of the person that they can only be described as a Cuban trampoline. (Note: On June 25th, 2008 there was the first and only sighting of a Cuban trampoline in a bar in New York City)

"Ya look like a Cuban trampoline there boy! Haa Haa Haa"

by Old Irish Guy June 26, 2008

Cuban Abortion

Punishment for intentionally breaking a rule in a drinking game. For example if during a game of kings someone needs to use a bathroom but doesn't have a toilet card, they can do so, on the condition that when they get back they receive a cuban abortion.

The procedure for the operation is that the victim stands up and schols (chugs) a beer at which time someone else will get to punch them in the stomach.

Usually results in someone winded and throwing up, but they'll be alright in a few minutes.

It was so bad, I really had to take a leak so I had to get a cuban abortion. Through up all over the back garden.

by CrayolaS7 March 22, 2009

Boobix Cube

It's like a rubix cube, except it's round and has a nipple.

Check out my new boobix cube

by Geraldo at Large March 31, 2009

Cubivore

One that eats cubes

That cubivore just ate my dice

by notpinkelephant October 21, 2003

chicago cubs

The Chicago Cubs are the single most loser organization in the history of sports. I talk not only about the numbers but the quality of talent and fan base. The tradition is losing. For a country that is largely made up of losers and those who have never won anything in life it is easy to see why there is so many Cubs fans. It is sad that people, grown ups teach their children it is acceptable to root for a team that time and time again embarrass' it's city. The Chicago Cubs play at the worst field left in the majors. It is in the heart of boystown in Chicago, IL. This may explain the sheer number of homosexuals who frequent the games. Cubs fan are not real sports fan and they do not care for the game itself. Being a Cubs fan is a NOVELTY. the Cubs are a novelty act that is more of a show going on while there is a drunken homosexual party in the stand. For a person to call themselves a Cubs fan they admit that they are,

1) Gay,

2) A Loser,

3) is a phoney,

4) a drunk,

5) has a small loser shaped penis,

OR

6) an unhealthy combination of 1-5.

So there you have it. That is the true definition of the Chicago Cubs.

1908-2012 "chicago cubs lose again... like it ever matter, we are here for the forced entry"
2012 numbers dont lie

by thetruthisheretosaveyou July 19, 2012