Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017

cross fucking

the act of having sexual intercourse while in shape of an X. Seen mostly in hardcore porn videos.

He was cross fucking me last night. My pussy never bleed so much since then

by Noodleboilver6969 April 23, 2018

cross-strained

Being under the influence of multiple different strains of marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so fucking cross-strained.”

by BluntBill May 2, 2018

ali cross

An entertaining free spirit. Loyal yet terrible communicator, often associated with a person being shy around large groups and at ease among close peers. Preferring intimacy. Enjoys the highs and lows of life as learning blocks. Excited by travel and new ideas.

I felt like such an Ali Cross at the party the other night with all those celebrities.

She was like an Ali Cross in the bedroom.

by Captainfunnybones May 14, 2017

dubble cross

you get information from someone about that person and tell that person what they said and it's called dubble crossing

(told to me from him) "she's so hot" *5 min later* *you tell whoever she is that he said you're hot. *he finds out you told her and calls you and says* "oh thanks for dubble crossing me"

by C-leader June 18, 2017

Cross eyed clittylicker

When a girl gets licked so good she goes cross eyed while the performer is speaking in tounges wile she cums on their face

I over heard Ron at the office telling Frank about giving the bosses wife a cross eyed clittylicker at the Christmas party last weekend.

by Nipple nose November 4, 2017

Cross Country

The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!

A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"

B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"

by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017