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hard clothes

Jeans, tailored jackets, bras, or any clothing that is not soft and comfortable. The opposite of sweatpants.
I have not worn any hard clothes during quarantine, except for one work video conference.
by Vasha97 October 29, 2020
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Terry Cloth

A very nice cloth, can be used for anything but mostly for cleaning up very expensive wines.
Terry: Please pass me that terry cloth.
Barb: You named your cloth after yourself?
Terry: Yes and no Barb it's complicated.
Barb: How do you mean?
Terry: It's always been called a terry cloth but also I name all my cloth's Terry. Will you pass the cloth this burgundy is going to stain the carpet!
by Tippy Toes Tonny November 4, 2020
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Black Clothing syndrome

The Black Clothing syndrome is a rare but dangerous syndrome that people can be born with and in some causes it forms in the persons teenage years. The syndrome makes person wear full black clothing almost everyday usually they wear hoodies and yoga pants, making them look on camara like a blackhole giving them the ability to become completly invisible with only their skin being visible. When it is dark their face can pop up and be gone in seconds giving people: Anxienty, Sleeplessness, Terrible nightmares, Suicide thoughts, Despair and some get scared so much that they instantly die.
Person 1: Hey do you also see a floating head there?

Person 2: Oh no look out! it is somebody with the Black Clothing syndrome! run before it sucks you up!
by Prof. Stephen Willberg January 25, 2021
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A Closter

A chick you shouldn’t of had sex with, but did anyways. Usually they are obese.
John: Look at this girl I had sex with last night!
Jim: Mate, she’s a bit of a closter, wouldn’t brag about that
by kingofthelads January 6, 2022
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tomato clotchup

Thick red clotted blood deposit inadvertently obtained from using deep tongue action on a menstrual lady.
Pass me a tissue darling, I’ve just got a mouth full of tomato clotchup whilst licking your vertical bacon sandwich!
by Captain Beanflicker February 20, 2022
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Terry cloth

When somebody is so soft, passive, a punk ass bitch, like a terry cloth towel that wipes your ass.
He just got tackled so hard, and the opposing team is super aggressive and you’re acting so terry cloth.
by Rasta Barbie January 18, 2023
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Clam Hunting Clothes

Any type of clothes where a male feels he looks good enough to:
1) Get laid
2) Hook up
3) Get a phone number
Guy 1: Yo man you ready to rage your face off tonight
Guy 2: Bro...do you even have to ask, I got my 'Clam hunting clothes' on.
by amilkynug December 16, 2011
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