chris sturniolo

chris sturniolo is one of the hottest people you will ever see. watching the triplets videos are the best. chris sturniolo appreciates his brothers and love them very much. he is super duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper duper hot.

“who’s that hit boy that sits on the left in those car videos?”
“oh that’s chris sturniolo”

by sexy cutie pie. February 18, 2023

chris sturniolo

the reason my standards are extremely high, the funniest person ever with the best laugh and an amazing smile

my friend: "Why don't you date people?"
me: "Chris Sturniolo exists."

by sturniolo watcher April 27, 2023

Christmas Gravel

a term for hash in rock form, due to its resemblance to gravel in a driveway or playground and its pine tree tinged scent when smoked

Dude, I just picked up some of the finest Christmas gravel.

by paulen January 21, 2009

Christo Hug

A hug including at least one Christo, in which all the participants temporarily reach a higher level of awesome. Usually, but not always, initiated by someone shouting out the phrase "Christo hug!!", after which everyone mobs each other in a group hug.

P1: Christo hug!!!
*All participants temporarily attain a level of extreme awesomeness.

by JustAteAGrape January 13, 2010

Christine Bohatkiewicz

Spunky, shy, and yet very outgoing, boy crazy; usually spends her time reading "stories" and looking up half naked men while making collages of her findings; enjoys oogling boys from afar and fantasizes about them; cougar; loves staring at history teachers; a blonde polock

Christine Bohatkiewicz flew across the hall today to pounce her next victim.

by cookie.monsterxx November 2, 2010

Christian Enema

In which you baptise your anus

I've been quite naughty as of late, I believe I should go to Father Greg for a Christian Enema

by SlayerOfTheMichiganCunts May 31, 2016

christian dabbing

A revolutionized form of Dabbing. This form allows one to not only indulge in their inner fantasies of dabbing but also be one with Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. How it is performed is you place both palms together, as if praying to your lord and savior, then bow your head into one elbow while pointing your praying hands the other way.

Matthew: Hey John, have you experienced the holy spirit yet?
John: I am about to real soon, isn't that right Mark and Luke?
Mark and Luke: Oh yeah.
All Christian Dabbing
All together: Praise Jesus!

by TotallyNotAMoose October 5, 2017