when you take the stanly cup, a jug of maple syrup, and moose antlers and use them for sex. The maple syrup is used as lube while the antlers go into the girls vaginaanl and ass hole. The stanly cup is used to catch the pussy juice and ass shit that comes out during the act.
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by hmaster-btown February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Involving moose Antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup, this is a sex act so depraved it cannot be described on basic cable.
"My asshole's glued shut. I think we did it wrong."
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
"We shouldn't 'a done that Canada's History, eh?"
by CanadianDeviant February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.
When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...
by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. My back hurts from preforming Canada's History with my girlfriend last night, she'll never be the same.
by aHomelessGuy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Colbert's Wordsmith February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Crawling inside the anal orifice of a Mountie, turning the body inside-out, then penetrating the inverted anus with a hockey stick.
by Formidable Opponent February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by jjd241 February 8, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.