Can I Come?

Be careful when you're talking about plans around the "Can I Come" kid. Even if you didn't invite him, he still won't read the room and say those dreaded words...

You'll be forced to make an excuse not to let him tag along, but it won't matter because he won't take no for an answer.

Person 1: Alright I gtg, I have a date soon.
Person 2: Cool, can I come?
Person 1: *Politely declines*
Person 2: WhYyYYyYYYYy?

by MousePadKing May 20, 2022

The Great Cans Of No Return

Epic, legendary, and Mythological Cans of Whup-ass so powerful that once deployed would effectively end all known civilization. Not even the Illuminati would be able to return and recover from such an ass whupping.

The Great Cans of No return, are not to be taken lightly. They will end your ass!

by Ornery Gorrilla January 28, 2015

canadian trash can

When you poor maple syrup and semen into someone's asshole and eat it while they attempt to shit

I was eating her ass when she suggested the Canadian trash can

by Mexican4days March 29, 2016

king of the trash can

A term used in online gaming to refer to a player whose individual skill significantly exceeds the skills of the clan, guild or group of players that they regularly play with.

Player 1: "Hey man, you're pretty good, you should quit playing with those scrubs and join us."
Player 2: "Thanks for the offer but I'm going to have to respectfully decline."
Player 1: "Ok well just let me know when your ready to stop being the king of the trash can and decide to play with some real mofos."

by Mr. Casual March 13, 2015

i can text

When my friend says: "I can text tho" it basically means:"When I say I can text that means u can text me" and "Meaning I’m free to talk" and i just told her:"i need a whole urban dictionary so i can understand u". I decided to make one.

that mf furry:... I can talk tho..
me:Ok.
*next day*
me:u didnt text me.
her aka furry: When I say I can text that means u can text me,meaning I’m free to talk.

by LiveLaughLove i guess September 5, 2021

i can top that

in a way of saying he or she don’t have what you have

ex: you will never find another one like me

me: i can top that

by v4mpforprettyzz February 4, 2022

Banana in the Trash Can

1. Disposing of a fruit in a reciprocal of waste
2. Doing it in the butt

"My girl was on her period last night, so I put my banana in the trash can"

by OrganicCreator97 December 17, 2016