california burrito

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by daasnescreek April 4, 2006

Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

astonishment, suprised amazement, wow! You don't say! Well, I'll be.

Joe: After five years of being on welfare, I finally landed a job.
Marcy: Well, butter my butt and call me a bisquit!

by Dogs! May 17, 2010

Call Casting

1.) When a large number of escorts or models are needed for a video shoot, you'll hear them say " you better Call Casting!" Models are often hired to simply look good at celebrity parties and that's another reason to " call casting"

The banquet party is only a week away. Did you "call casting" yet to book the female models for the event?

by Scotty Routhier July 7, 2017

Maven Calore

The best and most interesting character from the Red Queen series by Victoria Aveyard. He is the favorite character of the majority of fans and Victoria herself. He is a 17 year old boy who has blue eyes, pale skin, and black hair. He is a burner and has fire abilities. SPOILER WARNING. He was abused and manipulated by his evil mother since he was a child. The real villain of the series is Elara Merandus, his mother. He tried to break away from her grasp, but he couldn't. He deserved better than how he was treated by the other characters. Although he was turned into a monster by his mother, deep down he was waiting for someone to save him. He lost everyone that he had ever loved, and he should not have died. Maven deserved the world. He truly is a tragic character.

Person 1: "Who is your favorite character from Red Queen?"
Person 2: "Is that even a question? Maven Calore of course! He's amazing, and he deserved better."

by itsamber April 7, 2021

Eleanor Calder

Louis Tomlinson’s Ex-beard. It was time for all to live and let live.

Did you hear Louis and Eleanor Calder split up? She’s was his Beard anyway… now Ex-beard.

by LTHS28_2022 February 23, 2022

Tickle my anus and call me Samantha

Used when someone is surprised or angry

1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!

2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!

by Magic Mushrooms June 24, 2016

California Crust Punk

One of the most unique scenes within the genre, California Crust Punk can be interpreted as a wave of crusty punk/metal/grind bands during the late 80's and early to mid-90's that played an important (albeit sometimes uncredited) role in shaping the sound of modern crust. Early bands included Apocalypse, A//Solution, Carcinogen, Phobia, Plutocracy, Glycine Max, Neurosis, Mindrot, Confrontation, Dystopia, etc. Many of these bands hailed from southern California and/or the Bay Area and tended to blur the lines between the various strains of hardcore punk and extreme metal to create distinctly unique sounds within the scene at the time. Some notable bands that came later in the scene's history include Noothgrush, Skaven, Enewetak, Unruh, El Dopa, Dead America, Despise You, Gasp, Suffering Luna and many more that are most likely buried by time and dust. Although some of these bands can't be defined as crust in the strictest sense of the term, they each had ties and sympathies towards crust punk in some way, whether it was in sound or ethos. The scene more or less dissolved completely by the early/mid-2000's, but it's influence can still be heard in the sonic tapestries of many punk and metal bands around the world. The Oakland region of the Bay Area has continued to play host to many notable "crusty" bands such as Stormcrow, (later) Graves at Sea, Badr Vogu, Brainoil, Embers, Cruevo, etc.

Me: "I love nearly all of the bands from the California Crust Punk scene!"

Damn near any other person: "California what-punk?"

by berkshire_cunt December 18, 2011