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Banbury Cake 

A fetish act involving a man and a woman, a local newspaper (the Banbury Cake) and cake making ingredients that is practised in the town of Banbury in the UK.

The newspaper is taken and rolled up to resemble a funnel, which is then placed into the woman's upward facing vagina.

The man now adds the cake ingrdients to the funnel and mixes vigorously. When the mix is ready it is poured into a bowl with any that happened to enter into the woman. The mixture is then either eaten raw by the couple or baked and presented to unwitting friends and family members.

Warning: Can lead to intervention of social services and/or severe yeast infections.
Bob: "Hey man, where's Jodie?"
John: "She's at the doctors. Want some Banbury Cake?"
Banbury Cake by googabooga April 25, 2013
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Cabbie Cake

The wad of money a cab driver gathers in any given shift. Usually comprised of smaller denominations.
That veteran Hack sure knows how to scoop up the Cabbie Cake. He can sure put the heat on the street and when he displays his Cabbie cake it is taken as a warning to others that this is his zone. He owns it in style as he hoists the Cabbie cake high in the air. An intimidating gesture clearly intended to strike uneasiness in others.

stale cake 

Cockney slag, used in the same context as dry lunch
Matt Finn you're such a stale cake
stale cake by Stalecake April 23, 2015

gooey caesar 

When you jerkoff on a girl wearing a Burger King crown.
Bro I was hanging out with this chick eating nuggets and fries and one thing led to another and she put the burger crown on and I commenced the gooey caesar.
gooey caesar by joeyballz November 25, 2015

raisin cake 

One who appears to be out of place, usually related to social class.
Looking like a raisin cake, he wore a tank top, shirts and flip flops in the first class section.
raisin cake by WakeWorld February 28, 2016

Austrian Cake

A phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat
Hey would you like some Austrian cake? I have some back home.

Scratch cake 

Cake that is made from scratch. Using base ingredients.
Hey this is some good scratch cake.
Scratch cake by Moishere May 3, 2018